They're all the same

DFL matters for everyone, Euro pros and other pros. I suppose last loser is more notable than first loser. If you're going to go, be gone.

Bad Idea

I smoked weed when I was 13 and managed not to get hooked on meth within three years. Maybe it's because I didn't grow up on the West Coast?

I was also shocked when I realised I was in my 30s. But I never went to jail. And I don't date drug addicts, just sleep with them once in a while. Generally accidentally. Swear.

I guess it just takes all kinds. Nice to see the Grey Lady getting a little darker.

Ask me no questions

This plus this equals now what...

The sands of time

I do love this, but do us all a favor and try to get it done in less than 2 years. And by done, I mean in the can and on the shelves.

However, judging by the frequency of "teasers" released, I'm in for a long haul. By then the next David Rowe masterpiece will have been released and someone who is a real film maker will have shown you all how it's done.

Empire from Empire on Vimeo.

Dick riding

Nothing better than ripping off a bunch of biters that brought little more than HD and tripod shots to the table. Oh right, and that home brew dolly. Although I suppose it WAS pretty awesome for a senior project by a stoner taking too long to finish up at a second-rate film school.

At least get a decent fluid head. They aren't cheap, but will help you out tremendously as will learning how to pan and zoom a shot. And tell that dude to pass that car braking in the distance.

オ ンセイcotm4 from Voise on Vimeo.

And don't get me started about riding up a hill that (un)steep. Or if it's actually steep, learn how to shoot it. If you need help, watch this. Maybe you've seen it before?

Massan... from john smith on Vimeo.

Congratulations

Congratulations on having a life unimportant enough to be able to take a week off to ride around in a little costume. Most if not all of you still aren't fast enough to realize how slow you really are.

PREVIEW: MASH Tour of California 2009 from MASH TRANSIT PRODUCTIONS on Vimeo.

What kind of cult leader are you?

I always figured Koresh was a good model. He had played music, had a bunch of wives, and had a bunch of guns.





But this guy is pretty awesome.